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I am Jolene.

A girl who hopes to have super cool ninja powers.

Who lives in MASQUERADEstreet (terms&conditions apply).

A Crescent Dancer, that everyone take pride in.

Believes strongly that climbing the wall without the use of hands will be possible.

And she can heal her bruises with just a green glow emitting out of her hands.

One thing you should always know that

When you are about to get kiss by someone, struck by lightening, knock down by a car, dig your nose, beat a guy up, eat a lollipop, seducing a girl/guy to bed, stick a birds' nest up someone's ass, fart, fall asleep in class in an unglam way, dance like a chunkymonkey or commiting suicide,

Jolene,the wannabe ninja, 's birthday is on 6 November. And her loves are

L LAWLIET/Kenichi Matsuyama NARUTO
IKUTA TOMA
YOU! (cough, chokes and pukes)
And thank you!
terms&conditionsapply.

MORE SHOES
TRIPS to JAPAN/GREECE/EUROPE/PARIS/FRANCE.
JAPAN- TOYKO!
BAGS
TALLNESS AND HEAVYNESS
PRESENTS/SWEETS/CHOCOLATES.



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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Anyway, to those who really don't know...
I'm gone.

amaskuponthesky.livejournal.com

3:41 AM

Saturday, September 6, 2008
Ecstatic Pools Of Blood.

Hello.
I am bored right now.
Sigh, i got back all my data today.
SO WELCOME BACK MY...
photoshop brushes, my dearly missed songs, unglam photos and my rubbish documents.
OH YES and the retarded flash (bang bang! remember a not?)
And i think that i'll be getting my ipod classic after EOYs.
Aww man.
HAHAHA.

I left literature and chinese.
I feel like crying cannnnnnnn D;
And i am thinking of _ after not hearing about _ for so long.
Okay, i shall check on him soon.
Muahaha.

NOBODY FOUND MY LJ YET.
Damn cool can.
(Too bad not telling.)
I say rubbish stuff without you guys reading it.
And seriously, LJ can only load when i use safari.
So irritating.
I been using safari for a few times.

AND THANK YOU YAMIN FOR MAKING ME SANE.
My bloody hell microsoft words thing.
I forgot where the product key was.
HAHAHAHA.

My sister's iphone is totally awesome.
I needa get a new handphone.
But that can wait.
I WANT A L PHOTOBOOK.
COSTS $55.50!
Any rich people out there want to buy that as my present?
(MY mother don't want me to use MY money to buy that. D:)
It's quite hard to find. (It's popular, face the fact man.)

Off to photoshop/ microsoft word.
Time for my randomness!













The picture of you,
The picture of me,
Let me erase it all,
And make the pieces bleed away.

8:42 AM

Wednesday, September 3, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARLENE!!!!!
MY AWESOME MORTAL!
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THIRTEEN NOW!
All the best to everything you do in future like exams and soccer.
Behave yourself ;) and enjoy everything you do.
If you need help, i will try my best to help.
So happy birthday again!


Dance today was hot and sticky at Nan Hua.
But, something awesome happened other than the mass dance.

6:52 AM

Tuesday, September 2, 2008
HAPPPPPPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RACHAEL YAP
MYYYYYY EXEX-TABLEMATEEEEEEEEE!
ALL THE BEST FOR THE FINAL EXAMS!
LOVELOVELOVE<3.
( you still owe me my last year birthday present you little woman.)

1:27 AM

Monday, September 1, 2008
Let me sing you a song,
And give you another wish.


HAHAHA.
Everybody!
I have a livejournal account.
So if i never been update this blog for so long, means i'm at livejournal.
But no worries, i will not delete this blog as its precious to me ;)
But, i will still be updating this blog.
HOWEVER, i won't tell you my livejournal.
It's up to you to figure it out.
There's already one clue in this post.
So use your brain and THINK!
If you really did manage (wow.) to find my livejournal, CONGRATS.
Remember to comment when you're there.
HAHAHAHAHA!
I lovelovelove tomdaley;D
But, it's not real real.
I probably get over it soon.
And get back to _ again.
Well, BLUE is still in my heart.
Are you in my heart?
No one's sure.

You stood, 10m above my heart.
(i seriously want my PHOTOSHOP BACKKK)

8:51 AM

Thursday, August 28, 2008
We were this close;
in a span of seconds.

HEY>
September holidays are here!
Which means the mugging period D:
Awww.
Haha anyway, tomorrow is teachers' day!
Mr Teo isn't here though.
Too bad!
But at least Ms Vanitha will be at school.
And we got back our progress paper/slip.
Damn uglyyy D;
HAHA.
Like:
A1
A1
A2
A2
B4
E8!!!!
It's literature D:
So damn ugly.
I hate it lor D;
Need to work harder!!!!!!!!!!
D:

5:38 AM

Tuesday, August 26, 2008
A stalker crashed.
And to think i can finally cry my heart out.

WE WENT TO PEACEHAVEN TODAY.
Seriously, last year was so much better.
The old folks were not enthu at all.
JOEY NEVER COME D;
So bus ride : JOET, LORRAINE/SHARON, ARICIA/ROSE.
Rose and i went toilet before going to the bus.
So we decided to find ms jean first.
So we ran damn fast to her lab and wanted to explain to her.
We were panicking cause we were scared the bus came and both of us will get scolded so...
Rose discussed with Ms Jean and then we ran back to foyer and we were surprised they were still there.
Mr teo lor, so late then come down.
So in the bus was pretty quiet.
SInce both me and ethel were damn tired.
Ethel tried to sleep and i wanted to rest by stoning.
We talked a little, but too tired to continue.
GAWDz.
Then we finally reached our destination!
Gathered into our groups and then we were the first to be send off to our respective room.
Well, it was really awkward.
Since we were totally unprepared and had to set up the tablets.
And the old folks don't seemed happy or interested when we performed.
They were stoning or sleeping.
We were kind of entertaining ourselves the workers.
Mr Teo came then we wanted him to help us by staying.
Apparently, he wanted to check on other groups so he left.
There was this scary old lady.
She kept coughing at random times, so frightened us.
Some are real nice to us.
They are damn cute can, take a whole bunch of biscuits.
;D
Luckily, Mr Teo came back some time later.
Then the ladies became more enthu.
Mr Teo is seriously popular among the ladies can.
Then we interacted.
They keep saying we have a good teacher.
Wow...
One of them said to me.
" You have a handsome teacher"
I also choked on my saliva.
I blinked many times ( like blinking idiot).
I was like...
"Okkkkk"
Haha.
I told him and then he said.
" This is the 101th time."
Lame lah he.
AND AND.
We made him do chicken dance.
We keep saying him.
Then there's this old lady who wanted him to dance too.
So he unwillingly danced with us.
We stood in a circle facing out.
Then we started doing and move.
When Mr Teo stops, we would stare at him and then he would continue.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Soon, we said goodbye.
Took our stuff and find the other groups.
Lastly we took a group photo.
I was wearing the retro sunglasses.
Aricia wearing her hat.
Rose damn cool can.
Wear both!
Rose looked like a guy.
We then left ( lorraine waited there for her mama.)
So we changed partners.
So i sat with Aricia at the front.
Then took another photo on the bus.
We exchanged ;D
I think i looked real weird.
HAHA.
Then we sang songs along the way.
Many that i didn't know.
Then we said happy teachers' day.
He started to talk to us about some stuff, emma broke down.
Sort of.
And we got sweets. Thanks so much <3
We started singing and singing.
And me and aricia saw replica of sir stamford raffles.
We told mr teo and he said look like lor.
Aricia wanted me to take photo so i was about to take when Mr teo and lorraine stopped me.
HAHA.
Then we reached crescent and went back to class.
Packed bags and started to dance in class, play music. So we ( rose, ari and me) took turns going to the toilet.
Hehe.
Then decided to leave.
Rose went to toilet so me and aricia were leaning against the railing.
She was saying what would happen if she dropped the key.
I was playing with my $2 note so in the end it dropped.
HAHA, then have to go down and take it.
So retarded can.
Okay, i need to really stop.
Cause still got tuition homework.
I really enjoyed today.
Our crazeh class.
I wonder how emotional i will get when the last day together as a class come.
I think i will cry and start hugging people.
I love S2!

Love.Love.Love.

6:15 AM

Monday, August 25, 2008
It's easy to lie,
if you yourself believe in it.
That's why,
i live on lying.
Well, i hate all my decisions that i made in my life till now.
Why?
Cause everything turned out to be a disaster!
Well, the very first and last decision i will ever make this year turns out completely horrifying.
Everything will probably turn out so much better if i chose the other one.
How right am i?

Dance was fantastic.
Teacher said good news.
But not confirm.

I feel so depressed.
I hate hate hate that decision.
Why must you even be here?
Damn you :X

Tomdaley ;D
(a fourteen year old hottie)
SAMEAGE ;D

6:58 AM

Saturday, August 23, 2008
Loud speakers,
that speaks the truth in our heart.

Soooo...
I'm still considering about the Open house.
Should i join?
Haha, stuck D;

Well, i been nuts about meiji's chocolate!
So awesomely awesome.
And our trip is on tuesday.
Our group...
LIPING CHINYI ANNABELLA REBECCA ME ARICIA LORRAINE ROSEMUND JOEY AND ETHEL.
We are doing a musical.
HAHAH, dancing and singing.
Cool.
Music lesson this week was fun!
Our assessment is just next wednesday.
So wish us goodluck!
And my tablet too.
My poor poor tablet is gonna get reformat.
Poor thing :X

Today, still thinking about ipod nano and ipod classic.

IPOD NANO
Small.
Easy to carry.
Small screen.
IPOD CLASSIC
Black/White
BIG.
Big screen.
IPHONE(my elder sis suggested it, not me.)
Cool.
Pretty.
Awesome.
Make me paraniod about losing it.
SO AWESOME :D
Anyway, my mama is paranoid about the iphone issue.
Like she's scared overcharge, got fire and boom!
So maybe my sis can persuade her?
Haha.
Try lor.
Since i needa get a handphone real soon.
My contract is ending!

Anyway, i ending this post!
Thomas Daley is hot ;D
HE'S FOURTEEN!

7:20 AM

Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Chaos and the blues.

I am currently using my tablet pc.
But it is still not working well.
Okay, one weird thing is that,
I always have blue screen in every 5-6 minutes, or even less then that. IN SCHOOL.
But at home, occasionally.
And the fujitsu guy said there were no blue screen when he was using my tablet at the fujitsu place, i think.
Weird right?
So i gonna ask my eldest sibling to help me backup everything,
and then pass to fujitsu guy/ TA.
At least, i'm able to use my tablet at home.
HAHA.
I am sick and tired.
My eyes are closing.
And my damn tablet is spoilt.
OH WHYYYYYY????
I don't mind getting sick.
Just leave my tablet alone.
(You probably feel like you're watching a drama.)
Bad things happen then the good things come right?
And i'm pretty confident for the dance with joanne as my partner.
She's good i guess.
Well, everybody will do well.
Needa take off my contact lenses.
Then maybe take a small nap.
But before this, i shall try asking my mama whether i can ice cream or truffle.
BYE.

4:54 AM

Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Okay...
I realise i promise to reply all the tags.

TAG REPLIESSSSS.

Ohno...
I don't know where to start.
So i won't be able to reply everybody...

CRYSTAL: AHHH. HELLLOO! Is there anything stuck in your ass? HAHA ;D
ANDREA: HELLO ;D (which one are you?)
JIEHUI: HAH. You are so evil yeah. HAHAHAHAHA. How's your common tests?
[JUNIORS DONE]

ETHEL: HELLO MY ULTRA SMARTz TABLEMATE! SO SMART ARH!
LORRAINE: HELLO! GOOD LUCK FOR THE REST OF THE PAPERS (results)
XINYI: HAHAHAHA. COOL. I love my tablet pc casing. MDM LOO ;)
ARICIA.: You are such good friends with sharlene arh? HAHAHAHA ;D

Okay i shall stop.
I will put up the links soon.
HAHAH.
Bye!

3:48 AM

My heart can't stop;
You're the sweetest in my eye (:

Heart.
Stop.
_________.

AHHHH.
Dance was real cool.
The farewell pary fot Ms Ng and Chen lao shi is really cool.
We had the same cake as last year for lao shi's birthday.
Haha, the ones with lots lots lots of fruits.
And the pretty cards the seniors made and we signed on.
All was perfect.
We sang songs and dance yesterday.
Haha. ;D
I WANT TO PARTICIPATE SYF.
Badly.

We got back three papers.
Design and Technology- yes i flunked it. 27/60.
SO BLOODAH CLOSE!
Chinese- Finally, a paper that i pass! HAHAHAHA so happy. I PASS CHINESE 63.5/100
Maths- HAHA. The same again. Almost an A1 okay! 29/40. So closeeeee.
Well for sure, my literature is screwed.
Gloria was damn funny today.
We played chopsticks for a few times.
She became a bad bad girl because of me.
HAHAHA, she felt quilty cause i am bad and i am trying influence her.
I have no idea what she meant anyways.
HAHAHA, gloriacheng.
Cleo and Elaine are seating behind me :)
WOOHOO.
Lol, not for long.
AND ELAINE LIKES HAMSTERS.
SO, i conclude,
ELAINEGAOYI WILL BE A LONELY OLD LADY WITH NINE CATS PLUS A HAMSTER.
HAHAHA.
WITH LOTS OF BOOKS.

We called Ms Loo Mdm Loo now.
Congrats.
HAHA.
WE GREETED HER MDM LOO.
Quite hard since quite used to Ms Loo.
Well got to go now!
Continue with tuition homework.

AND MY TABLET IS NOT WITH MEEEEE.
I have no idea where it is.
TA took it to don't know where.
My tablet keep having blue screen every few minutes ya'.
And they say maybe the hardware spoilt.
Thus, the blue screen.
So frustrated.
Bye ;)

ifallinlovewithblueagain;)

3:24 AM

Saturday, August 16, 2008
I don't have issues, i have whole subscriptions.

YAWNNN.
Damn tired :X
I still left lots of tuition homework.
So i think i have to chiong tomorrow.
Dance is on monday ;D
Yeah finally!
WHOOTS.
But i have chinese remedial on monday i guess.
So sian :X
Well i think i needa go now.
Have fun whoever's going!
Tag replies next post!


I caught you on a Friday.
The whole world smiling at you.

3:56 AM

Thursday, August 14, 2008
I'm not like any other girls;
Cause my heart runs on a special engine.


CHINESE AND LITERATURE SUCKS.
DAMN BAD D:
I AM SCREWED FOR THESE TWO PAPERS>
LIKE REAALLLLLL SCREWED.
OH SHOOTS.
Pity poor me?

Sigh.
I REALLY hate people who talk bad about me in front of my friend.
I REALLY HATE HATE people more when they talk bad about my friend in front of me.
Such a sad sad world.

7:43 AM

Sunday, August 10, 2008
For that reason,
they crossed swords.

For that reason,
they laughed.

Friends.
Bonds.
Inseparably.
kizuna

HEY.
I got my new tablet casing.
WHOOTS.
Finally...
I ain't gonna blog much.

Friday...
We did real badly.
Though the seniors said it was good.
It's messy right?
Anyways, i was damned touched when i saw seniors at the gallery cheering.
I wanted to cry and pee badly at the same time.
Haha.
Well, it's over right seniors?
Thank you for everything.
really happy.

Studying GEOGRAPHY NOW.
Haha, nights!

6:17 AM

Wednesday, August 6, 2008
AllTheWay;

Hello.
Common tests are just next week.
Tomorrow is the last practice for haiou.
And Friday is the performance.
How... exciting.
So bloody damned.

Okay.
I am gonna do slight revision for electricity.
So that can ask Ms Ho questions tomorrow ;D
Please please, let my first physics class test score well.
Apparently, my bio is better than physics lah.
Like Bio is A, Physics B i think.
Not sure D;
Geog notes needa be done ASAP.
There's actually a mini outing for 6G.
But i ain't going.
AND AND ALL OVERDUE LETTERS AFTER COMMON TESTS! (juniors only.)
Good luck to all my lovely juniors (not all) for your common tests!
Smile all the way!


Today...
Lorraine and I were walking to toilet.
I rested my head on the railing, eyes fixed at the rotunda.
"Why Ms Loo haven't come? She always very punctual! Maybe she never come to school today..."
Turned and saw Ms Loo looking at me.
Shocked, i raised my hand up.
"Hello Ms Loo ?!?!?!?"
"Hello!" High fived me. O_o
"Better hurry up ah!" Then she left.
LAUGHTER.
PLUS SHOCKNESS.
Dum dum...

死也要拼出来!
台上一分钟,台下十年功。

5:14 AM

Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Sparkling night life;

HELLO
I am going to start writing science notes.
I know i know, i am such a good girl.
Then i gonna read through my tuition science notes.
After that, finish up the rest of my homework for tuition
Then print stuff.
REST!

School work time i guess.
And then reading through science again.
Then GEOG notes.



Biggest Joke Of The Day

MACBETHS( wrote wrongly ;X)
Presenting Macbeth and Lady Macbeth.
And many more...


TAG REPLIES
ETHEL: YES MAN MY LEG IS FABULOUS NOW.
ROSEMUND: It's okay already ;D
LORRAINE!: Yeah, fine already! Oh yes, you owe me a drink.
ARICIA.: Me LEG IS OKAY. So is my breathlessness.
ETHEL: I was well the next day. And in the end, i sort of pass you my sickness D;
LORRAINE!: Yeah, i hate stomach flu.
ARICIA.: YESh, in the end never go school. You hardworking arh!
SHARLENE: Thanks for the chocolate mortal ;D
ARICIA.: I HAVEN TAKE MY VOLLEYALL TEST YET D;
LORRAINE!: No... Me no good dancer ;X
ADELIA: YEAH. Was pretty shocked. But i changed my skin already.
LORRAINE!: Hello you too.
XINYI (aka my bimbo friend;D): THANKS SHIFU/ BIMBO FRIEND. You are like totally funny.
MEIJEE: THANKS TO ALL OF YOU DANCERS ;D WE CAN DO IT!
LORRAINE!: Tomorrow? I dont know when can.

1:17 AM

Monday, August 4, 2008

Hidden in those bold lines, a secret lies in deception.
DANCE IS STILL REALLY MESSY.
And i have a new bitchy friend ;D
HAHA.
I don't wanna have mass run.
And i don't want to have literature.
Geography too.

5:14 AM

Saturday, August 2, 2008
Like those patterns that trace to my heart.

WOO.
I can actually get a zen/iPod nano.
But i think/hope my mama will get me the nano.
I already told her bout it.
And i settled my younger brother.
I will give him my mp3.
Coolz.
So i shall find a day to ask my mama whether can go any apple shop.
HEEHEE.
Please don't let me down mama.

And, congrats dancers.
Maybe continue to succeed and improve.
And strive for the best.

8:16 AM

Thursday, July 31, 2008
Snapshots of my life.

I feel real shitty now.
Cause i really wanna go school now for full dress rehearsals.
But how?
What if i suddenly fall ill again?
And faint?
But it's so important!
I have no costumes now (didn't go to dance yesterday)
I don't know where the hell is my positions on the stage.
So dead.
I WILL REALLY REGRET THISSSSSSSSSS.
Someone fly me to crescent now...
I don't wanna miss full dress rehearsal.
I AM SO SUPER STRESSED.
Due to the fact that performance is just next week and
I HAVE NO FRIGGIN' IDEA WHERE MY POSITIONS ARE!
I really pray hard that on monday, we can at least go on the stage again to practice.
Or else, i will kill myself.
And i want to go dance early!
But i have chinese remedial.
Can i not go for chinese remedial next week?
Dancers, maybe we should meet up earlier on monday dance practice.
So we can practice again.
If it is settled, maybe i can ask Chen lao shi whether is it possible to not come for only one lesson.
STRESSED OUT :X

11:00 PM