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I am Jolene.

A girl who hopes to have super cool ninja powers.

Who lives in MASQUERADEstreet (terms&conditions apply).

A Crescent Dancer, that everyone take pride in.

Believes strongly that climbing the wall without the use of hands will be possible.

And she can heal her bruises with just a green glow emitting out of her hands.

One thing you should always know that

When you are about to get kiss by someone, struck by lightening, knock down by a car, dig your nose, beat a guy up, eat a lollipop, seducing a girl/guy to bed, stick a birds' nest up someone's ass, fart, fall asleep in class in an unglam way, dance like a chunkymonkey or commiting suicide,

Jolene,the wannabe ninja, 's birthday is on 6 November. And her loves are

L LAWLIET/Kenichi Matsuyama NARUTO
IKUTA TOMA
YOU! (cough, chokes and pukes)
And thank you!
terms&conditionsapply.

MORE SHOES
TRIPS to JAPAN/GREECE/EUROPE/PARIS/FRANCE.
JAPAN- TOYKO!
BAGS
TALLNESS AND HEAVYNESS
PRESENTS/SWEETS/CHOCOLATES.



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Monday, May 26, 2008
I am watching HANA KIMI.
HEHEHE.
I finished lots of homework and decided to bring macbeth to JAPAN!
Cool huh?

Now i feel weird.
Sticky sticky on the inside.
Sigh.
Super bored. I don't wanna do tuition homework.
NYA~

You just keep asking me questions
Please stop making deductions.

IT RHYMES!

8:41 AM

Friday, May 23, 2008
HELLO.
Dance seems to be pretty empty without the sec 4s.
Though yesterday, i saw a few seniors.
HAHA, never mind.
Dance was so tiring, especially me arms.
Cause we had to carry the san-chou thingy and do moves.
SO ARMS WERE SO HEAVY.
ARGH.
But it was fun, a new learning experience.
Dance camp no overnight stay D;
So that means there is no nightline.
So damn sad lah.
And i can only make it during the chinese dance practices.
Modern can't even make it lah.
So how?
Die already.
And 26 July, which is speech day right, we have this concert thingy.
One in the morning another at night.
SIGH.
I so scared, cannot perform.

I realised how dirty our classroom.
Aricia cleaned the fan.
SO DISGUSTING.
I will never even touch it.
HAHA, i cleaned the doors (QUITE DIRTY OKAY!) and a bit here and there.
Ethel and I 'wet' the wall outside our classroom doing some weird action.
People from the opposite block were pointing and staring at us.
HAHAH.
SO paiseh.

Aricia, Lorraine and I went to eat brunch.
It was enjoyable.
Walked around to wait for the neoprints shop to open.
Went to more than words (bought lollipops- me) then comic connections.
And then to this shop to buy hairband.
I got pink, so pretty.
Then we went home.

HAHA, got to go.
My mama want me to off my tablet already.

TAG REPLIES.
ETHEL: You got buy meh? Why never give me? HAHA, kidding.
ETHEL: You are a good drummer ;D COOL. Hips don't lie. AWESOMEEEEEEE.
ETHEL: YEAH, i really want to go your house leh. Can like slack there. So shiok. Also, WE CAN DANCE!

LORRAINE!: You keep watching dramas lor. And i also can't wait till i go Japan. But I will sms all of you guys before i go. HAHAHA, coooool. I hope i can get something for the clique leh. Hehe.
LORRAINE!: But book reviews are the easiet of all man. But i don't like the whatever comic strip thingy leh.
LORRAINE!: Yeah. I was having dance that time yah. I still remember what i was doing. HAHA.

ARICIA!: HAHA, how can i trust you when i don't trust myself?
ARICIA!: I got tag lah. Joey tag me at all de lah. I bet she like never come to our blogs. :S
ARICIA!: THERE IS PRACTICALLY, PERFECTLY, PERFECTIONISTLY NOTHING WRONG WITH NOT PASSING HISTORY. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PASSING HISTORY.
ARICIA!: I still like it.

JIE HUI: Your papa bought you shoes? I see, i see. HAHAHA. The shirt is pretty cool and retro-ish. So should be okay lah.
JIE HUI: I can't sleep in maths. MS LOO WILL WAKE ME. Hahahah. I pay attention one okay! Macbeth? This oldie thingy that we need to learn for literature. HAHAHA, i also not sure luh.

ETHELandROSEMUND: YOYOYO, ETHELandROSEMUND in the house. HAHAH. Hello friends.

6:37 AM

Thursday, May 22, 2008
WHAT'S WRONG WITH NOT PASSING HISTORY?
You can swear at me.

5:45 AM

Wednesday, May 21, 2008
TODAY IS DAMN FUN :D
Really coolz.

We (ARICIA and I) played around with the garageband and we discovered many cool stuff.
Like recording our voices that make us sound so manly and hot. ADD SEXY.
And chipmunks voice too, damn cute man.
We finished up the song already.

DANCE FAREWELL IS COOL!
I reported early so some of the sec twos helped the sec three in the preparations.
We arranged the tables into heart shape. Total 16 tables.
Then we placed their letters by the sec threes on the table and the candle thingy.
So they passed us this keychain.
UBER CUTE.
ITS THE SYF BOX.
Photos will be posted tomorrow.
And then the bottle thingy.
SO NICE.

We started a little late i guess.
The sec fours were late, i think.
So the sec 1 and 2 were waiting in the MPR for the sec fours to finish up the treasure hunt!
The sec fours were given clues and they have to find the sec threes.
Poor siying, she can't find her clue.
So in the end, glenda had to be called back i think.
Not really sure.
So the sec threes let the seniors in and they off the lights.
So they brought them to their tables!

They blew their candles and make a wish.
We all gathered to the front to see the seniors cut their cake.
It looks pretty :D
So their sec three helper cut their cakes so meanwhile we walked around and talked to the seniors.
I gave JOLENEblack her card first.
Then Vanessa. Vanessa was pretty shocked.
Make me so awkward.
Anyways.
WE ALL HUGGED EACH OTHER!
JOLENEblack squat down so i can hug her.
I am not that short lor.
So the rep of all the levels went up and talk.
So after that the seniors went up and talk tooooo. ;D
But overall, its pretty fun.
Dance camp is on the 2nd to the 5th.
So maybe can make it on the 2-3, not sure whether can stay overnight.
But 3 we are leaving at night, so still not sure.
I doubt i will be scare of _________.
But i am positive the sec ones will.
HAHAH, but i will be pretty nervous and anxious.
Ok, gotta go.
Later my mama scold me.
OFF TO MATHS!

6:01 AM

Tuesday, May 20, 2008
HELLO.
I play the guitar and Ethel plays the drums.
HAHAH, so super random in the morning since my batt was dying.
COOL.

Many of us received letters today.
Ethel finally gave her letter.
Aricia, Me and Rose got letters.
Haha, damn funny the letters.
Anyways, we even composed a song right?
AJoJoJo.
COOL.
GARAGEBAND :D

Hehe, can't wait till the holidays end.


Just turn around, I'll be there.

6:09 AM

Monday, May 19, 2008
HELLO.
Haha, tomorrow the class is going to be more empty...
Have fun those who are going SARAWAK!
COOL.
Tomorrow will have lessons as usual right?
I wanna watch my drama. HAHA.
TANTEI GAKUEN Q!

Anyways, went to TAKASHIMAYA yesterday.
Bought many exercise books, letterpad (DAMN CUTE AND NICE), pencilbox from MYUK and two shirts.

We are getting our report books back soon.
So zi bei again.
SIGH, really must work harder and pay more attention in class.
SIGH SIGH SIGH.
I WANNA GO OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Let's discuss. :D

And Aricia, if you are offended by what i wrote on WONG's tagboard, sorry.
Cause i was never serious. :D
HEHE, like what i said, opposite attracts.
Not in the lesbian way but yeah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

3:44 AM

Friday, May 16, 2008
HELLO.
Today is a tiring dayyyyy.
I reached school without wearing my socks.
HAHA.
Walk to classand instantly started to take off my shoes and wear my school socks ;D
Haha.
Brought the towel, water bottle and my wallet.

Next, went down and have the pledge etc.
Waited quite a while.
THEN IT WAS 2.4km.
I find that i have grown older over the months.
Damn slack lah.
Too lazy to continue running.
I never stopped during the first round.
Then after that, i started to stop.
HAHAHA.
I got like 15.18
BLOODY SLOW.
LOL.

I slept during CS.
HAHAHA, damn tired.
I used my blouse to cover my face.

Went back to class and Mr Teo came.
He got this list with our marks and stuff.
He told me mine D:
"Jolene, tsk tsk tsk. I have high hopes on/for you."
I got like 62.3.
WHATEVER.
HAHAHA.

Anyways, going to tell my mama my marks now.
Hope you get to see me. D:

BACKED.
I survived. She had a big reaction when she know my chinese marks.
ARGH.
Stupid stupid chinese.
All because of you.

6:55 AM

Thursday, May 15, 2008
HELLO.
Need to finish this up soon.
I feel so stupid althought i think i improve.
My results still sucks like hell.
Best is like only A2.
So shitty.
Maths and science lah.
Can get into double already.
NO TRIPLE FOR ME!
History sucks since i just passed.
Like so stupid, i counted wrongly and thought i failed. HAHAHA.
Scared the hell out of the rest.
SEQ-11/13!
Seriously, this is the part where most people gets low marks. And i managed to do well for this, like last year.
So proud of my SEQ.
But my bloody SBQ got 4/20 due to all my missing points and my stomach.
DAMN.
MCQ got 15/22.
Damn saddening.
So wasted right?
SEQ SO GOOD.
Literature IMPROVED!
1/2 i got 18!
COOL.
3 i got 15!
Unseen got 16!
65.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333%
Damn lucky to get B3.
And dance is obviously cool, we went to hall.
AHHHHHHH, love dance :D
We screamed SI YE YAO PING CHU LAI three times, so loud.
My throat hurts a little.
And i forgotten to bring my ballet shoes so i did punishment, different from normal ones.
I love love dance.
At least they know NARUTO is an anime right?
HAHA, go wikipedia and check meijee.
Hope you get what oral sex is.
HAHA.

8:14 AM

Tuesday, May 13, 2008
I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I PLAYED SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS GAMES TODAY!

7:03 AM

Monday, May 12, 2008
HEYS.
Blogging in school now.
So uber bored, no idea what to do.
So i went to read fanfics now :D

We are getting back papers tomorrow mannnnn.
Maths, science, history and literature i think.
Not very sure leh.
But maths and science more confirmed.
HAHA.

Feel like watching TANTEI GAKUEN Q now.
Rose and Wong Lolo watching Japan's It started with a kiss.
LOL.
Aricia is at the back doing her stuff.
Joey is with Janice watching some shows.
AND ETHEL IS NOT HERE.

Oh dear ETHEL!
What's wrong with you now?
HAHA, your head very heavy again isit?
Or you very dizzy?
Wake up late?
LOL.

YESTERDAY'S DANCE IS UBER AWESOME.
SO FUNNNNNNNNNN.
We did warm ups and gym.
Then DANCE!
OMG, I can't wait till the next practice on monday.
I LOVE DANCE :D
And you know it ;D
SUPER COOL.
DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE :D

COOOOOOOOOOLL

ARICIA ROSE LORRAINE JOEY ETHEL!
LOVE YOU GUYS!
Thanks for yesterday:D

9:00 PM

Friday, May 9, 2008
HELLO.
Today is funnnnn :D

Sexuality Talk seems to be much more interesting than last years'.
A LOT MORE.
At least i didn't suffered much.
Though my butt was numb and my back seriously hurt.
LAWL.
We learned about homosexual and trans thingy.
Forgot how to spell.
But, pretty cool.
GUYxGUY
GIRLxGIRL
But guy and guy can still do it but how about girl and girl?
I still have not find out yet.
Aricia was sick.
In the mind.
HAHAH.
Someone ask what is oral sex.
Aricia show us roughly what it is.
I kept repeating to tease her.
YAY.

Next we had the girl to girl talk.
They taught us how to use disgusting tampons.
SHOW.
Haha, but they use animation mah.
But still look sick anyways.
LAWL.

I think the last item of the day is the coolest.
The girl rocked and the guy is hot.
Brian/Bryan.
HAHAHA, i think is Brian.
Maybe.
He freaking reminds me of Brendon Urie and one of the Jonas Brothers band leh.
Aricia was fainting in the concert.
HAHAHAHAHA.

B: SING ALONG.
A: BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT IS THE LYRICS,
B: I WILL TEACH YOU.
A: *faints*
They were not talking to each other lah.
Just lucky.
GOT ENCORE TOO.
WE WERE CHANTING IT.
Then after that, me and aricia chionged to the bus. There were some S2 juniors.
I was squeezing through the door with one. HAHA.
SKINNY ROCKS.

HAHAHA.
I didn't get to go to crezawards in the end, had dinner.
Pretty sad but it was okay the dinner.
Got lame riddles and jokes.
My cousin face was bloody red.
LOL.
Got to go now.
Need to do BC homework.
SIGH.

7:29 AM

Thursday, May 8, 2008
Habataitara modorenai to itte
Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano sora
Kanashimi wa meda oboerarezu
Setsunasa was ima tsukami hajimeta
Anata e to idaku kono kanjou mo
ima kotoba ni kawatteku
Michi naru sekai no yume kara mezamete
Kono hane wo hiroge tobi datsu
Habataitara modorenai to itte
Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano sora
Tsuki nuketara mitsukaru to shitte
Furikiru hodo
Aoi aoi ano sora
Aoi aoi ano sora
Aoi aoi ano sora


I LOVE DANCE A LOT <33333

5:08 AM

Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Aren't you tired of saying no?
I AM!
Whatever i ask, perhaps asking you to buy something for me, you will just say no.
Then this time, yes! You said yes.
But in the end, you said no.
Wow, you change your mind.
Just so sad and angry...
Get upset these few days easily.
Probably because of stupid things happening...
To think i was so looking forward to it.
It just gone to a waste.

7:19 AM

Tuesday, May 6, 2008
The more i see her, the more i hate her
IHATEYOU DX
YOU SUCK DEAL WITH IT.
PETPET TOO.
BOTH SHALL DIEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Maths suck like nobody's business man.
SO SHITTY.
I guess and A seems really hard now. D:
Ms Loo never gave me any of her power.
WAAA~
MS LOO YOU DISPPOINTED ME...
I HIGH FIVE YOU, YET YOU NEVER GIVE ME LIKE 1/4 OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE DX

Everything's gonna be so shitty.
I feel so angsty now.
Angry with every damn thing.
SIGH.
Will the stupid things ever stop?

HAAHAAAAAA
CREZAWARDS COMIN'
YEAH BABY.
I SO WANNA WEAR MY SKULL CONVERSE SHOES..
ITS A BIT BIG FOR ME BUT I CAN STILL WEAR IT?
WHO'S COMING???
I WANNA ASK :D

7:06 AM

Monday, May 5, 2008
HELLO.
I am gonna be not using my tablet mode.
Since my brother is gonna have tuition and i am too lazy to take my tablet outside mannnnn.
Yeah.

We got the gold ticket!
Hope it will be as nice as last years, or even better.
Cause i suddenly dont feel like going.
I think because of laziness.
HAHA.
I forgot to ask my parents, then they said going out to celebrate mothers' day.
But they allowed me to skip.
I feel guilty but sunday we are going to this CC for this mothers' day lunch.
Dad bought the tickets from his client.
SO BORING.
But i think going to go buffet before i go japan with my grandmother and relatives.
HOWDY :D

GOTTA GO NOW
BYE

12:48 AM

Saturday, May 3, 2008
HELLOs.
Feel like blogging now, and some photos too actually.
But laziness is toooooo strong D:
And seriously, some people are apparently despo and zi lian.
I AM NOT SAYING WHO, SO THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOWS, PLEASE USE THE NICKNAMES.
Thank you very much.
Oh gawd, so ugly.
Spoil people's appetite.
Well, some people are just stubborn to admit their flaws lor.
Seriously.
Even i know my flaws.
PWEESH.

Studying History now...
I realised my cousin who is a year younger uses the same textbook as us.
So weirddddd
HAHA.
I am currently at chapter two.
Tomorrow, doing notes and maths in the morning.
MATHS MY HOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
SCIENCE probably get 65 marks again.
So shitty.

NEVERMIND.
TTFN :D

7:56 AM

Thursday, May 1, 2008
SHARON & EMMA GAVE ME THESE.
SO CUTE RIGHT?
From ARICIA<3 She said this was expensive.
Decided to use this caused it's better.
LAMEBUDDEH2<3>
CUTE.
LAMEBUDDEH2 GAVE ME THIS.
TABLEMATES:D

ETHEL<3>

LOVE THE HEART!

ANDREA GAVE ME THIS WATCH!

THE NEXT DAY IT WAS SPOILED D:

FRANCES, LORRAINE, SARAHS GAVE ME THIS.

SO COOL RIGHT?



12:27 AM