I am Jolene.

A girl who hopes to have super cool ninja powers.

Who lives in MASQUERADEstreet (terms&conditions apply).

A Crescent Dancer, that everyone take pride in.

Believes strongly that climbing the wall without the use of hands will be possible.

And she can heal her bruises with just a green glow emitting out of her hands.

One thing you should always know that

When you are about to get kiss by someone, struck by lightening, knock down by a car, dig your nose, beat a guy up, eat a lollipop, seducing a girl/guy to bed, stick a birds' nest up someone's ass, fart, fall asleep in class in an unglam way, dance like a chunkymonkey or commiting suicide,

Jolene,the wannabe ninja, 's birthday is on 6 November. And her loves are

L LAWLIET/Kenichi Matsuyama NARUTO
IKUTA TOMA
YOU! (cough, chokes and pukes)
And thank you!
terms&conditionsapply.

MORE SHOES
TRIPS to JAPAN/GREECE/EUROPE/PARIS/FRANCE.
JAPAN- TOYKO!
BAGS
TALLNESS AND HEAVYNESS
PRESENTS/SWEETS/CHOCOLATES.



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HAHAHAHA.
I want my birthday to come nowwwwwwwwwwwww
HAHAHAHAH.
Whoopies.I want to post some of my birthday gifts that i got last year.
Maybe tomorrow loh.
HEHE, but not all lah cause i quite lazy.
And, i got like lots of stuff toys from emma and sharon. :D
SO PRETTY.
PINK:D

Anyways mid years suck like shit and i think science is whooossshh.
So gonna get B3 again.
How sad is that?
And my maths will deprove a lot a lot.
All thanks to me. D:
EEK.

ALSO, JUST IN CASE PEOPLE FORGET, MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE SIXTH OF NOVEMEBER. BETTER GET ME A PRESENT.

Yeah, remember :D
Today so funneh.
Aricia birthday:D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARICIA<3
I was like walking to classroom then see one group of people from S2.
HAHAHA, Aricia?
:P
And and Sharlene gave Aricia stuff.
See, who say she not nice!
And Aricia...
Let's say she was shocked beyond... beyond... you know?
HAHA.
She was like, "Jolene, you tell sharlene is it?"
Oh well, maybe i did mention once, or twice? Or is it thrice?
Well, i know Aricia appreciates me for that, since she's gonna be fat after eating all her chocolates.
Don't worry as your bestie, i will help you in eating.
I WILL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU( or in other words, you foodies.)

HEHE.
I really want to have a nice birthday.
Last years was okay i guess, but i want my birthday this year to be better.
Or i will just emo at this small little corner
:D

ZEROSIX
ETHEL
JOEY
ARICIA
ROSEMUND
ME
LORRAINE

ROSEMUND'S BIRTHDAY IS THE NEXT.
SERIOUSLY, OCTOBER IS ONE OF THE BEST MONTHS.
WHOOPS

English sucks.

Paper One was alright.
Letter writing is about Clementi Library not being a conducive place for library users to read and study.
Composition i did write an occasion about you find it hard to forgive someone.
HAHAH, lamebuddehs did the same thing leh. :D
The composition...

Flipped photobook, saw photo and started remembering the past...
Graduation ceremony day.
I topped the level.
Received many gifts and support.
Best friend KAREN, i was thinking putting _arren.
Aricia will kill me so, no.
And she's jealous.
Then fastfoward...
Return to classroom alone and saw her destroying gifts.
Started quarrelling and crying.
Said i cant forgive her.
End and i ended the compo with...
"Was my decision right? Should i forgive or not forgive you?"
HAHAHA.

Composition sucks to core.
I had no idea what was i doing.
SO BLOODY HARD LEH.
STUPID GORILLAS LAH.
HAHA, no offense :D
And there was a gigantic BEE pestering me.
Hell.
And the start was so noisy.
I think the sec threes and sec ones.
PSSH.

I go study science.
HAHAHA
SEXUAL REPRODUCTION, HERE I COME :D <333333333333

I left quite a few chinese homework. D:
Like chinese paper, chinese class test corrections and chinese composition corrections
DAMN.
HAHAHA.
I feel fat after eating Subway cookie.
I have no idea.
Like look at me, i am so fat...
I think i wanna go to the toilet...
And i have no idea where is my the rubbish chute letter writing D:
GAWD.
Finish science notes for transport- tuition
YAY.

And,
I GOT A1 FOR MATHS CLASS TEST.
17/20.
COOL MAN, to think that i can get this marks even though i wasn't feeling well.
Maybe i could even get full marks?
I have no idea
Nevermind got to go.
Try to some chinese.
And ARICIA.
D:
THE FACE WHEN I DO CHINESE!

Let's do a Happy Quiz. (:
1. Put your music player on shuffle..
2.Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!4. Tag 5 ppl at their tagboard to ask them to do this!
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
- Take me away

Yeah, I’m breathless. Sucked by a portal that I’m gone forever, without any light to lead me through the lame times together with Lorraine…

Will you get far in life?
- Forgotten

Well, excuse me-zah. What’s my name again? 0_O


Will you get married?
- Who knows

Well, maybe I will get turn on when I see a babe across the road and get knock down by a car when I’m lusting her. :?


What is your best friend's theme song?
- The (After) Life Of The Party

Well, she will keep the night moving yeah. BOOGIE WOOGIE

What is the story of your life?
- Lying is the most fun thing a girl can have without taking her clothes off
Ahaha, what would that be man?

What was primary school like?
-Build God, then we’ll talk

Apparently, I don’t believe in God.

How can you get ahead in life?
- Golden
Oh yeah. I will be rich and famous.
What is the best thing about your friends?
- I constantly thank God for Esteban

Oh. But I’m not friends with Esteban yeah.

What is in store for this weekend?
- I write sins, not tragedies

Nope, I will be writing science notes.

What song describes you?
- Our lips are sealed

It’s a secret yeah. SHEESH.

How is your life going?
- Frame <>

I DON’T GET IT YEAH.

What song will they play at your funeral?
-Introduction

That’s too short for me leh.

How does the world see you?
- London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines
Rich? AHAHAHA

What do your friends really think of you?
- Hero/ Heroine

Oh super hero man, TO THE RESCUE :D

Do people secretly lust after you?
- The Great Escape

I am running away from the stalkers. AHHHHH

How can I make myself happy?
- Thunder

NO CONNECTION

Will you ever have children?
-Nobody’s Home

I AM NOT ALONE! NARUTO IS ON MY BED.

HAHA.
OUR CONVERSATIONS SO LAME D:
HAHA.
LAMEBUDDEHS.

If you cant see...

ME:that's fabulous mr baboon with has a big gorgeous red butt
ME: Lol. Mr peacock

LOLO: Wows you're so luck you can upgrade, miss smelly monkey with a shining ass
LOLO: I mean lucky,oh distorted elephant with short truckXD
LOLO: can you see the fish backgroundover there, flying lotus?

ME: oh wait hungry junkey monkeylicious, buddy of a cow, booboochacha macademia nutty hamster with monsterous hair?
ME: i don't see any spectacular
ME: dont you so the grooves stripey?.

LOLO: oh really, i thought you could see it. oh yummy little chocolate covered ass of a pig, gigantic disgusting fish with protruding teeth?

ME: MONKEYLICOUS BUTTSIDE OF A HIPPO, AND PROTRUDING ASS OF A PIG AND LIPS OF A TARZAN AND SHINY RED BUTT OF A ROCK FISH, PUNY PEABRAINOF A ZEBRA AND MANGY LITTLE MESS OF A LION FISH HEAD.
ME: oh fantabulous mangy gish fish

HAHAHA, I BET MINE'S THE FUNNIEST?
RIGHT GUYS?

100th post!

Embracing the past memories,
I face the future with great bravery.
A smile plastered on my face,
I would like to say goodbye.
To all who i miss,
I want to start life,
To an all new level of happiness.

MY SWEET 1ooth POST!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR TEO!

Haha, today is fun.
Not only because Mr Teo is older.
But it was pretty tiring.

We have maths before recess.
So Yamin was thinking how to convince Mr Teo to come to canteen without suspecting us.
So we were asked Ms Loo to help us in tricking Mr Teo.
So she used the phone and call Mr Teo.
"John arh? Come to the canteen..."
She suddenly stopped and whispered," WHAT TIME?"
We were like NOW.
Sindies was gigling.
She told Mr Teo already and hang up.
So we all rushed down to the canteen.
Really.
We ran all the way to the canteen and saw Mr Teo.
Started asking him about the science test.
You know, to distract him.
So, cool.
Then we brought the cake and put the candles and lit up the candle.
Tokk a few minutes and started to sing, or rather scream the happy birthday song in the traditional crescent way.
SO LOUD.
THE LOUDEST EVER.
My ears almost died.
So numb leh...
The cake was actually okay, Andrea cut until so ugly.

Then we all started asking Mr Teo to postpone the test.
So it ended up being on FRIDAY!
HAHAHA.

We stayed back for art.
SUPER FUNNY.
So many NG scenes.
Cause we keep forgetting our lines, more of me.
And the rest keep laughing at meeee....
I was like, RAHHH.
MELOVESCABBAGE
MELOVESGRASS
AND LASTLY, OOI, ME VEGETARIAN.
HAHAHA.
So funny.
I sort of dance in the classroom.
So wild and Rose and her oldie buddy started playing oldies songs.

ROSE is my dancing buddy:D
JOEY is my DEATH NOTE buddy :D
Super cool.
And ARICIA is my 'jin tian de tian qi hen hao' BUDDY!
LOL.





Stand by me;

HELLO GUYS.
TODAY IS SO SUCKY MAN.
And i am so unlucky.
Like hello???
Why is it always meeeee....
LOL.

Got back chinese and it sucks.
And Ms Tan still say i got improve.
NOT.
So not true.
AND EILEENA THE BEST.
FAIL TO A1.
I AM SO PROUD OF HER.
MATHS WAS SHITTY DUE TO MY HEADACHES.

ASSEMBLY WAS FUN.
We kept laughing the whole way.
And ARICIA, i bet you are sad about CATCAT.
And sorry, not jealous.
I AM SO INTO L LAWLIET TO BOTHER ABOUT IT.
HAHAHAHAH.
ANDREA ROCKS MAN.

Just went to some place.
I almost vomited my guts out.
And i just ate my icky medicine.
Okay, i am trying to recover myself.
FAT ROASTED SUCKLING PIG.
HAHAHAHAHA.
I just realised how mean and evil i can ever be.
Never mind, a little impure is stil perfectly fine:D
Who cares?

BLAHAHAHAHAHA.
I am feeling ultra young today:D

YEAH.
Back from school already.
Actually reached at 4.10
Anyways, i have to study.
LIKE SUPER DUPER ULTRA HARD.
I am probably focusing a lot on SCIENCE&MATHS.
Since these two are the only subjects that can pull my grades up, like a lot...

LITERATURE- just a little bit more. My highest was 14. Maybe can squeeze a bit more. Maybe i want 17.
HISTORY- failed by half a mark so... 15 the most man.
ENGLISH- just passed. I want like 60%
CHINESE- passed and improve. Aiming for 68
MATHS- 29, A2. Aiming for a high A1
SCIENCE- Unbelievable, 36. And i seriously doubt i can make it. GIVE ME AN A2.
That's all i guess.

BLAH-ed.
So i am studying science and maths this week.
LIKE CHIONGING.
Then maybe erm, history and literature next?
Maybe a little of the languages.
So yeah.
WISH ME LUCK.

LAMEBUDDEH2, hope you can remove your braces soon.
IF YOU LAUGH AT MY FACE, YOU ARE SOOOO GETTING IT.
LIKE REALLLY GETTING IT.
HAHAHAHA...

JOEY IS PROBABLY DIEING OF SHOCK JUST NOW.
HER FACE WAS RED. RED.RED.
HAHAHA, BELLA's just too sweet isn't she?
MY EYECANDY IS LONG GONE.
I feel sad.
I FEEL LIKE LAUGHING AT ARICIA.
AND NO, I AM NOT JEALOUS OF YOU OKAY.
YOU LITTLE JOLENE LOVER OBSESSED GIRL WHO IS PLAYING MILLSBERRY.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA. OFF TO HEARTS!

SO BLOODY CUTE RIGHT.
ETHEL IS CUTE. NICE WALLET!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY.

THIS IS DEDICATED TO YOUUUU.

BELLA LOVER:D

Anyway, in school now yeah.
Joey got tons of present.
SUPER NICE CAN.
SHE WAITING FOR BELLA'S PRESENT LEH.
Me and lorraine just took photos of our presents to joey.
I shall post them later yeah.
YESh.
Wait i take LAME BUDDY can send it to me now.
WAIT....
BE PATIENT.
UP THERE.
GOT TO GO.
BYE:D

OHGAWD.
I am feeling sad again.
I just watch Death Note and L died.
So super duper extra uber sad leh.
Hey i think i should list down some stuff...

FAVOURITE/HOT LIST
KENICHI MATSUYAMA/L Lawliet
UZUMAKI NARUTO

They are both first in a way.
Kenichi is real. Like blood and flesh so he's one in that category.
Naruto is also first but fantasy.
SO YEAH.
ILOVELLAWLIET:D

ILOVEJOEYTOO.
Countdown, one full hour to go man.
Happy early birthday dear!

This is just awesome. I MADE IT!
I made this tooo...



Going to go British Council for English soon...

Sigh, later on need to take passport photo.


I will be like UGLY.


HAHAHA.



Got to go now ladies...

It's simple and plain though.

I really want the L Photo Book...

Only three left...

HOW?

BUT THE MAJOR THING IS MY MOM DON'T ALLOW.

Sighs.

THIS IS LIKE AWESOMENESS
MY SIS SAYS THIS IS NICE:D
PLAIN, NOT THAT NICE D:

MY PRETTY L PHOTOS!

AND AND AND I KNOW L PHOTO BOOK FILE 15 COSTS HOW MUCH

$55!

SO EXPENSIVE. MY MOM DONT ALLOW ME TO BUY D:D:

SO SAD RIGHT?

And the person said that in JAPAN!

There's no more stock left.

SO POPULAR RIGHT?

EWWW...
ARICIA, ETHEL, LORRAINE, JOEY AND ROSEMUND!
SO SHITTY.

HE likes the person on my wallpaper.
GROSS OUT.
Seriously, i feel like dieing here.
Painfully.
Shit, i feel like puking due to the overload.
MANNNNN....
SAVE MEEEEE....
WHY ME????
WHY THE PERSON I LOVE?

This probably the shittest thing that happen in this week.
YESh, the shittest.
OHGOD.
HOW LEH?
And HE has a you know...
I tell you guys tomorrow.
I was practically on the verge of tears.
Okay, not really but i am just plain sad and disgusted.
SAD AND DISGUSTED.
GAWD.
I PROBABLY GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES AFTER THIS.




I want to cry badly on my bed D:

HELL BABY.

Today was pretty nice.
At least better than last WEDNESDAY.
So many cool stuff happen.

The share-a-thought thingy was funny.
AHAHAHAHAHA.
Chinese was okay and people was saying Chen Lao Shi very mean to her husband for calling him fat.
Thinking about all her lessons, she will always give examples about her family.
Seriously.

CME, Mr Teo show us the photo of the school, you know the one in BINTAN?
It was pretty cool, i feel like going.
And the hostel looks cool.
HAHAHA.
But it will be like maximum $150.
It's okay lah, three days and two nights.
I think he choosing twenty from our class.
Not sure.

Recess was so not cool.
Had to eat hongkong noodles cause there was nothing to eat.
NOTHING.
Wow, i'm getting sick of the food now.
No, last yeat already started.

Art, took all the photos.
We made the clip already so we only left the sound effects and our voices.
Recorded a few and it was hilarious.
We went to this pottery room to record our voice.
It was spooky when we closed the door yeah.

Science, MR TEO SHOW US HIS WEDDING PHOTOS>
How awesome is that.
He looks chubby, expecially the face.
HAHA so round.
ROUND.
School ended and went to the nearest bus stop.
Saw S2 people there.
Sharon was like asking whether we wanted to eat ice cream so in the end only Emma never eat,
Took 111 to the queenstown MRT station then to BUGIS.
Went to MACs to do PBL.
And really, we shifted a lot of times.
So we settled down and eat.
And Sharon and Emma started eating fries with extra salt.
So not healthy.
We practically did work, tried to use the internet and pigged out.
So we finished the worksheets and we're going to do survey tomorrow.
HAHA.
So next we shopped awhile.
Shop shop shop, saw this shop that got get well soon card so decided to buy one for SHARLENE.
YAY.
Chinyi followed me so we lost Sharon and Emma.
Managed to find then and went to Action city.
The cookie monster was so adorable.
I LOVE IT.
WANTED TO BUY IT.
NO MONEY $$$$
And Sharon bought birthday presents.
Left early so the rest went to the CD shop.
And something creepy happened to me.
NOT KIDDING.
This guy kept staring me, and my tablet i guess.
So i was suspicious so i stood up and walked away to safety.
He stood up and went to stand near me.
Walk to another side, he followed.
Then i was nervous.
WHAT THE HELL.
AND MY SAVIOURS CAME.
NOT MALES.
Sharon and Chinyi shouted my name and that weird guy in his thirties walked away, so scary man.
Though he was going to like rob me.
Luckily i escaped and took MRT to Kallang.
Father fetched me home and told him what happened.
So disgusting loh, thirties leh!
And my father say if this happen again, must call him.
So SCARYYYYYY~
I really really have no idea what to do if he follows me to the train man.
Then i come out from kallang he also follow leh.

But i don't think i'm paranoid.
The guy is creepy, following me.
ASS.

Need to rush CS already.
Maths going to do soon.
SO GOT TO GO NOW.
BYE

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MY MORTAL.
SHARLENE, HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER OKAY?
SAD THAT YOU ARE SICK D:

And those who are happy, you guys are just plain retarded and mean.
Cold blooded.
Scold me if you one for insulting you.
Don't you feel guilty?
You guys just make me angry.
And sometimes, i think that you guys are just ARGH.
No offense.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH DEAR LOVELY SISTER!
My sis says she feel sarcasm.

LOL.
Heck care her man.
Well, her friends so cool towards her.
Anyway, good luck in everything to you yeah.
It's a pity you're not here with me D:
Nevermind.

Anyways thanks ETHEL for dedicating a post to all of us.
YESh, i really appreciate it.
And and i found a nice blogskin so i am gonna change soon.
I know, I AM THE EXPERT.
YEAHYEAH.

Dance was like fabulous.
Sec THREE was incharge.
And they were awesome.
We did many stuff, gym and dance.
DANCING IS THE BEST MAN>
I JUST CANT STOP :D
I can't stop my body from shaking.

YESh. WE RECEIVED GOODIES.
NICE!
LOVEYOUSENIORS.
YOUGUYS ROCK.
HEHEHE.


I just got up from Neverland.
And i never felt so disgusted before.

Hahaha.
I can still remember those good days that we used to have last time yeah.
The times when you would call me and say, "Want to come my house to play?"
And i would be elated and rushed to ask my mum.
Probably the next day, i would reach your house early and your dog come rushing towards me and greet me with a lick.
And i would greet your mother and rushed up to your room and settle down.
Sometimes, i would have lunch with you and have coke or pepsi to drink :D
And then we would play with your little dog.
Then we would start chatting in your room and play those board games or use the computer.
Once, you taught me how to play little fighter two.
It was great!
About three, we will run up the hill to the playground and play.
It was so fun that time.
And i would scared whenever the phone rings as i did not want to leave early.
But, i would always look forward to the next visit.
Best friends since primary three, i used to remember how i met you.
You sat right behind me :D
And we became good friends to best friend until primary four.
We used to have quarrels and dispute but we were okay.
Then it was Primary five that we got separated.
Our friendship seemed to grow smaller.

But it's alright.
I just really miss you out of the sudden.
I have no idea how to contact you now.
I hope to get your email address and at least chat with you for a few minutes.
But, we hardly see each other.
Someday, we will get to chat for awhile, won't we?
I was glad you didn't ignore me the other day.
And you even wave to me.
So thanks for remembering me.
You are part of my primary school life that i cherish, like dance.

All those dance mates, my little small juniors.
We as a group went through SYF.
Managed to clinch a GOLD even.
Haha, i really miss the good old times there.



I Think Cupid Missed The Arrows.

HELLO.
Completed one literature project and history.
Thanks for helping out for history!
And and, Si an thanks for the help.
I know how to make comic strip le!
So cool huh?
YEAH.
Finished page one.
ANDREA GAVE ME CHOCOLATES.
SO happy :D

Road run sucks to the core and i was super tired.
And everybody was like, "Jolene, help me keep."
LOL.
I got bag so what?
And Sharlene was so mean to me D:

History turns out to suck, so did literature.
Sarah Swee was so funny when she acted as the monkey.
So HILARIOUS.
GAWD. HAAHAHAHAHAHA.

Too lazy to type more.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JIEYUN(14) AND JIE HUI(13).
NOTICE THE 'JIE' ?



Also, i miss xin ying.
Haha.

SHORT POST.
REALLY STRESSED.
I GOT LOTS OF HOMEWORK, TUITION HOMEWORK AND PROJECTS.
AND APPARENTLY, MY TUITION DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN.
WTH.

WE GOT THE RESULTS.
CHAIRPERSON IS LETTY!
VICE IS XIUXIAN
DISCIPLINE IS KAREN
IN CHARGE OF SEC TWO IS JOYCELYN.
IN CHARGE OF SEC ONES IS YI QIN.
COSTUME REPS HTETMAW, GLENDA, JENNIFER, SHU ZHEN
LOGISTICS WINNIE AND EUDIA :D
WELFARE REGINA AND GERALDINE
SEC THREE REPS JOU TENG AND NICOLE
SEC TWO EVA AND KAH YEE (sp?)
SEC ONE LYDIA AND RANICE
TREASURER DAOXIN AND SHARON
ANYMORE, I CANT THINK.

Got to go now, doing homework D:

HELLO.
Really stress this moment.
History test on friday.
Tomorrow got chinese ting xie and i left my book in class.
And then tomorrow also got English Class Test.
How?
Literature project too leh.
I really really very tired.
And i also need to study science and maths.
Tuition homework is piling.
PBL leh?
Computer Studies? Seriously, i dont even want to be the leader.


Will you dance to this speed?

SOMEONE HAS A STICK STUCK IN HER ASS.
OH YOU BETTER GO CHECK IT.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH.